A wonderful quote from Operation Clambake (this is actually an answer to a question):

Q: How can you say it doesn't work if you haven't even tried Scientology?

A: I do not have to try street drugs, do crime or drown to have the opinion that street drugs, crime and drowning is bad for you. The same goes for investigating a destructive and lying cult.

By the way, the other night when I saw Tom Cruise in the box with Dan Snyder (Redskins owner) at the Minnesota/Washington game, I pretty much threw up in my mouth. Bless Xenu!