Would You Be Able To Conquer Julie Zarukin in a Swordfight?

Do you know anything? I mean, seriously?

1. What type of sword is the best sword to conquer Julie Zarukin?


samurai

fish

plastic

none of these




2. What is Julie Zarukin's favorite animal out of the choices below?


hedgehog

celery

Bobby Flay

all of the above




3. Why does Julie Zarukin wear contacts?


for fun

because otherwise she would crash into things

because the wants to be cool

all of the above




4. Who spit in Julie Zarukin's face?


an ex-boyfriend

some awful girl in 7th grade

a random old woman on the train

all of the above




5. Who is Julie Zarukin?


a mermaid

a unicorn

a whistle

all of the above




6. How many dimes are in a penny?


ten

one

head explodes

lolz




7. Who is the best actor ever?


George Clooney

Wilford Brimley

Philip Seymour Hoffman

Dustin Hoffman




8. How many feet does Sunny have?


2

3

4

pawz?




9. Who's the man?


Jamie Lee Curtis

yeah

she's totally a man

omg how can you say thatz?




10. Has Jamie Lee Curtis done anything besides Activia commercials in the past ten years?


no

yes

maybe

I think I have to take a crap.

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